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gets a haircut to look his best for the sponsor

Jack Benny · 1949 · 30 min · 4,040 words

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lucky strike is milder than any other principal brand of cigarettes make your next carton lucky strike lucky strike program starring jack benny with mary livington philaris Rochester dennis dane yours truly don't know ladies and gentlemen mister paul holland president of the american tobacco company the sponsors of this program happens to be visiting the west coast

So without further ado, we take you to Jack Benny's home in Beverly Hills, where Jack is preparing to give a dinner party in Mr. Hans honor. Hold your head still boss, it's hard to cut your hair when you move like that.

Okay, but be careful, Rochester and hurry. I want this finished before Mr. Hans gets here. I'm doing the best I can, boss. The best you can. You started to give me this haircut 40 minutes ago.

You haven't even got the sides done. Well, when I get the depth value on top, I'll go faster. And you can stop with that too. I may have one little ball spot up there about the size of a quarter. I'll raise your hand. Never mind. Anyway when you finish cutting my hair I want you to massage some of that new hair restore into my scalp you

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