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is insured by the sponsor for $1,000,000

Jack Benny · 1954 · 29 min · 3,178 words

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The Jack Benny program transcribed and presented by Lucky Strike, the cigarette that's toasted to taste better. If you want better, the taste from your cigarette, Lucky Strike is the brand to get, the taste from stuff to give you the best of things.

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Ladies and gentlemen, tonight Jack Bennett does another of his TV programs over the CBS television network. But meanwhile, let's go out to Jack's home in Beverly Hills, where as you know he lives alone with his butler Rochester.

It's 9.30 in the morning and as usual, one is in bed while the other is in the kitchen preparing breakfast. Now let's see, where are the eggs? She is so hard to find anything in this refrigerator.

Maybe I ought to trade it in. I hear the newer models have a light in them. Oh, here's an egg on the bottom shell. Pretend you're happy when you're blue. Should I have one egg or take two?

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