Mother's Day gags

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Ladies and gentlemen, today is Mother's Day. And in honor of that occasion, we would like to bring you a man who has been more than a mother to us, and here he is, Jack Benny!

Thank you, thank you, thank you. Hello again, this is Jack Benny talking, and Don, that was a very nice introduction. But I think you were being just a little bit overly sentimental, Eric. Oh, no, no, Jack, I met every word of it.

And you truly have been like a mother to our little group of Thespians. Oh, Don, and Don, he's right, Jackson, you've really looked out for us all these years. Oh, G-fil. We all agree on this, Jack.