Jack Benny · 1954 · 29 min · 3,584 words
The transcript of “The Rose Bowl Parade - broadcast from New York”, an episode of Jack Benny from 1954. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Jack Benny Program plays Jack Benny free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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["The Star-Spangled Banner"] Hold it, Bob, hold it, hold it, hold it. What is it, Jack? Bob, it's almost airtime. Can't you do something about the orchestra? What's wrong with them, nobody goofed? What's wrong with them?
Look at Bagby's playing the piano lying down. Ridwell is blowing confetti through his clarinet. Now look at Sammy the drummer weaving around up there. He doesn't fall off that stand before the show's over. I'll eat my hat.
Well guys Jack, you didn't expect the boys to come in sober this soon after New Year's Eve, did you? Bob, I don't expect them to come in sober after Groundhog Day. But this is ridiculous. Look at them.
We're starting a new year Bob and I want you to tell them those new rules we discussed. Now, yeah, give them those new rules right now. Well, okay. Tell them. Look, attention fellas, attention. Look, we're starting a new year, and we'll all learn a lot better if...
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