Jack Benny · 1949 · 30 min · 3,955 words
The transcript of “buys a new suit for his publicity tour”, an episode of Jack Benny from 1949. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Jack Benny Program plays Jack Benny free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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The Jike Benny program presented by Lucky Strike. S conclusive evidence of Lucky Strike's greater mildness. But that's not all. These scientific tests are confirmed by independent consulting laboratories, and they prove Lucky Strike mildest of six major brands tested.
There's no doubt when you light up a Lucky, you get a smoother smoking, milder tasting cigarette. And you enjoy the rich taste of fine tobacco because... L-S-M-F-T, L-S-M-F-T. Lucky Strike means fine tobacco. fine, light, naturally mild tobacco that gives you more real deep-down smoking enjoyment.
So for the rich taste of fine tobacco, for smoothness and mildness with never a rough puff, light up a lucky. Yes, prove to yourself what scientific tests prove. Lucky Strike is milder than any other principal brand of cigarettes.
Make your next carton Lucky Strike. So round, so firm, so fully packed, so free and easy on the draw. The Lucky Strike program starring Jack Benny with Mary Livingston Phil Harris Rochester, Dennis Danyard, truly Don Wilson.
Ladies and gentlemen, it isn't often that our star goes out on a personal appearance tour. But having decided to go, a lot of preparations have to be made. At the moment, Jack is in conference with Steve Bradley, his publicity man.
Yes, sir, Benny, this is the greatest idea I've ever had. You just listen to me and we'll pack every theater from the sunkish shores of California to the rockbound coast of Maine. But Steve... Why don't I do you hand me that phone out of the posters right now?
We'll have billboards all over the country! But Steve... Look, Steve, look, I've never been billed that way before. Jack Benny, the platinum ball of fire. I mean, it's ridiculous. I've never worked with fans or balloons.
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