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gets the house painted

Jack Benny · 1949 · 29 min · 3,521 words

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The Jack Benny program presented by Lucky Strike. S Lucky Strike, mildest of six major brands tested.

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Let your own taste and throat be the judge. For the rich taste of fine tobacco, for smoothness and mildness, remember there's never a rough puff in a Lucky Strike. The Lucky Strike program starring Jack Benny with Barry Livingston, Phil Harris, Rochester, Dennis, Dane, here's Trolley Don Wilson.

Ladies and gentlemen, spring is here. And last night, as a romantic moon smiled down on Beverly Hills, our little star was sitting alone in his den by an open window. Ah, look at that moon.

Smell those orange blossoms. Now I know what they mean when they say, in the spring, a young man's fancy lightly turns to thoughts of love. Gosh, most of my friends are married. I'm st... Hello?

Hello, Jack. This is Mary. Oh, Mary. Mary, how are you, Mary? Well, I'm fine, Jack. And I, well, well, Jack, I hope I didn't disturb you. No, no, Mary. I'm just sitting here in the den thinking.

Well, that's funny. I've been, well, I've been thinking too. That's funny. That's what I've been doing. Thank you. Well, look, Jack. Well, well, we've known each other for a long time. And well, it's spring and the.

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