Jack Benny · 1945 · 30 min · 3,899 words
The transcript of “Quiz Kids contest”, an episode of Jack Benny from 1945. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Jack Benny Program plays Jack Benny free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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Wilson and now ladies and gentlemen from Chicago which is just a stone throw from We bring you something that was thrown back and here he is, Jack Benny. Thank you, thank you, thank you. Hello again, this is Jack Benny talking and done, I'm very proud of this turnout here in Chicago.
By this auditorium is packed. Do you know that there are 3,724 people sitting in the audience? 3,724 people? How do you know? I counted them as they came through the door. I forgot the tickets were free.
But that's all right. I'll get them at the soda problem. Leave it to me. Well, Jack, since we're broadcasting so close to War King and I presume your father is in the audience. Yes, yes, he is down. He just got back from the trip to Florida, Havana, and Bermuda.
Oh, I thought your father spent most of his time at home. And he used to down, but since he, uh, since he won, He won the I can't stand Jack Benny contest. He's traveling. He's been all over him.
Now wait a minute Jack. I fought according to the rules. Your relatives weren't allowed to enter the I can't stand Jack Benny competition. Down when he heard about the contest, he disowned me. So it was perfectly legal.
Jack I bet you didn't get many contest letters from the people in Chicago. They seem to like you here. They certainly do. Don, you see that reception I got at the station why they tore the shirt right off of me. Of course I don't blame them after all it isn't very often they get to
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