The kid from Brooklyn
Jack Benny · 1945 · 26 min · 3,147 words
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Mary Livingston, Bill Harris, Rochester, Dennis Day, and yours truly, Don Wilson. It isn't, gentlemen. Last night, Jack, Mary, Phil, and Dennis went to a neighborhood theatre to see a special showing of Danny K's new picture, The Kid from Brooklyn.
So let's go back and pick him up and say he leaves the theatre. Ha ha ha ha. Oh, you did that with a wonderful picture, wasn't it, fella? Yeah, that Danny K's a panic. He's really clever.
You said it, Sarah. He had that audience in stitches. Yes, me that guy's one of the funniest comedians in show But Hmm What's the matter with you nothing I can't figure you out Jackson every time another comedian gets laughs at burns you up I'm not burned up. Well the least you could do is say you like I like that. I like that
I like that we came to see the picture we saw it now. Let's forget it Oh for heaven's sake check every time you see somebody else in the movies you'll get mad I do not you do too He even got mad at that 74 year old man who married a 16 year old girl and he was only in the newsreel
Well, he didn't have to look so smart Let's forget come on Jackson snap out of bill there's nothing to snap out of believe me if Danny K Picture was good. I'd be the first one to say The matter of fact just last week Mary and I went to the movies and when we came out I raved about it
That was your own picture And you were mad halfway through that until you put on your glasses and found out it was you. No, no, no. Dennis, Dennis, did you think Danny K was funny?
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