Jack Benny · 1945 · 29 min · 3,982 words
The transcript of “Aboard the Saratoga (4 days before it sank)”, an episode of Jack Benny from 1945. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Jack Benny Program plays Jack Benny free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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So remember, Lucky Strike means fine tobacco. For your own real deep-down smoking enjoyment, smoke that smoke of fine tobacco Lucky Strike. Cesaritoga anchored in San Francisco Bay, the Lucky Strike Program, starring Jack Benny, with Barry Livingston, Phil Harris, Rochester, Dennis Day, and yours truly, Don Wilson.
Tonight, we're all gathered aboard that valiant aircraft carrier, the USS Saratoga. In a few days, the Saratoga will be on its way to Bikini Atoll, to participate in the history-making atomic bomb test. Tonight, it is our privilege to broadcast from aboard this great ship.
Now, ladies and gentlemen, from the Sarah Togo, which is affectionately called Old Sarah, we bring you another old lady, and here she is, Jack Benny! Again, it's a Jack Benny talking, and Don, I must say that on an occasion like this, you could have got a better introduction and one with more dignity.
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