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I Stand Condemned - Peter Lorre

Jack Benny · 1945 · 30 min · 2,545 words

The transcript of “I Stand Condemned - Peter Lorre”, an episode of Jack Benny from 1945. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Jack Benny Program plays Jack Benny free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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There's something about them you like. The strike program's following Jack Benny with Barry Livingston, Phil Harris, Rochester, Dennis Day, and yours, Cooley, Don Wilson. Let's go back to last night and out to Jack Benny's house where the whole gang has gathered for rehearsal.

Rochester, has everybody arrived for a rehearsal? Yes, they're all in the library. Good. Well, I'm ready. Yes, Jack's series is now in... Good evening, Mr. Benny. Good evening, Mr. Benny. Good evening, Mr. Wilson. Good evening, Mr. Benny.

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