Jack Benny · 1945 · 30 min · 2,964 words
The transcript of “Dennis Day returns from the Navy - Allen's Alley”, an episode of Jack Benny from 1945. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Jack Benny Program plays Jack Benny free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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The Jack Benny Program. In a cigarettes, it's the tobacco that counts. And Lucky Strike means fine tobacco. Italian. Yes, Lucky Strike means fine tobacco. So round. So firm. So fully packed. So free and easy on the draw.
LS MFT! LS MFT! Lucky Strike means fine tobacco. tobacco. So for your own real deep down smoking enjoyment smoke that smoke of fine tobacco lucky strikes. Excuse me this is Kenny Delmar. Excuse me I have a special announcement to make. Herbitides and cigarettes are back. Good news for those who prefer a cork tip cigarette. Herbitides in his back and there's
something about them you like. Herbitides in his back after being made only for the armed forces. Yes, Herbert Tiden is back. That cork tipped cigarette, Herbert Tiden, available now for you. Yes, Herbert Tiden is back.
And remember, there's something about them you like. There's something about them you like. This is Kenny Delmar. I trust you will welcome home Herbert Tiden. There's something about them you like. Back programs, firing today, March 17th, the St. Patrick's Day. As you all know, St. Patrick drove the stakes out of Ireland.
So today we bring you a man who was run out of Walk Eagan. Thank you, thank you. Well, again, this is Jack Vellie-Talkie. And Don, for your information, I wasn't run out of Walk Eagan.
It was merely a request by the city fathers and mine. And being a sharp guy, I took the hint in two shirts and left. Well, let's not talk about me after all, is the St. Denny's, I mean, St. Patrick's Day.
That's why I'm wearing this shamrock at My Lapel. Shamrock? Yes. I took a bite out of that $12 suit and turned green. All right, don't be funny. This is a very good suit. Taste it. I mean, feel it.
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