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Rochester Lost At Sea - Briefly

Jack Benny · 1945 · 29 min · 3,684 words

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The Jack Benny program presented by... ...Elly for this! ...Let that famous chant remind you that Lucky Strike means fine tobacco. So round, so firm, so fully packed. So free and easy on the draw. LS-MFT!

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down smoking enjoyment for you. So smoke that smoke a fine tobacco lucky strike. Springs, California, the lucky strike program starring Jack Benny with Mary Livingston, Phil Harris, Rochester, Larry Stevens and yours truly, Don Wilson.

Ladies and gentlemen, may I recite a little poem. Last Thursday was St. Ballon times day, the day when love is in bloom. It's also Jack Benny's birthday. Nobody leave this room. Hello folks. Thank you and Don, let me tell you something.

I'm very proud of the fact that I was born in February. The same month as George Washington and Abraham Lincoln. Just think, Washington, Lincoln and Benny. The first big three. George, Abe and Jack. And you know Don, it was just a stroke of luck that I arrived in February.

I was supposed to be born in March. When March? Well, then how come you were born in February? Well, the store was flying south for the winter, and he didn't want to come back just for me.

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