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Attends an Isaac Stern Concert

Jack Benny · 1945 · 29 min · 3,122 words

The transcript of “Attends an Isaac Stern Concert”, an episode of Jack Benny from 1945. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Jack Benny Program plays Jack Benny free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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Ladies and gentlemen, tonight Jack Benny is taking Mary to a concert at the Philharmonic Auditorium, given by one of the world's greatest violinists, Isaac Stern. As we look in on Jack, he's at home dressing for the occasion.

Rochester, I still think they're a little too short. They barely reach my ankles. Maybe I can let the cuffs out. No, if you let the cuffs out, they'll be too long. Lovely drag. Gosh, I wish they fit better.

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