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Last Show Of Season - Introducing Cast

Jack Benny · 1948 · 29 min · 3,952 words

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The Jack Benny program presented by Lucky Strike. Ex Yes, at auction after auction, market after market. The makers of Lucky Strike consistently select and buy that fine, that light, that naturally mild tobacco. Listen to the words of Mr. Tom Jones, 18 years an independent auctioneer of Mount Airy, North Carolina.

He recently said, In my 18 years of auctioneering at market after market, I've seen the makers of Lucky Strike by fine tobacco. Fine ripe cigarette tobacco that makes a smooth mile smoke. I've smoked Lucky's myself for 15 years.

For your own real deep-down smoking enjoyment, take a tip from the experts. Light up a lucky. Light up a really finer cigarette. And puff by puff, you'll see. LS MFT. LS MFT. Lucky Strike means fine tobacco.

That's why there's no question Lucky Strike is a finer, smoother, milder smoke. So smoke the smoke of fine tobacco Lucky Strike. So round, so firm, so fully packed, so free and easy on the draw.

No doubt about it. In all the world there's no finer cigarette than Lucky Strike. The Lucky Strike program starring Jack Benny with Mary Livingston, Phil Harris, Rochester, Dennis Danyard, Truly Don Wilson. Ladies and gentlemen, this is our final broadcast of the season.

as you know, farewells are always sad. And doing the final program is always sad. So without further ado, we bring you Radio's saddest comedian, Jack Benny. Thank you. Thank you. Well, again, this is Jack Benny talking, and down, that was a rather puzzling introduction.

Puzzling? Yes, only last Sunday, in honor of National Pickle Week. You said I was a barrel of fun. Now, now, how in one short week could I deteriorate from a barrel of fun to Radio's saddest comedian?

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