Jack Benny · 1948 · 29 min · 3,807 words
The transcript of “Treasure Of Sierra Madre”, an episode of Jack Benny from 1948. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Jack Benny Program plays Jack Benny free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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The Jack Benny program presented by Lucky Strike. Feeling low. Feeling tense. These eight words are common sense. Smoke a lokki. To be your level best. Smoke a lokki. To be your level best. Millions of smokers are learning that Lucky's fine tobacco Find tobacco picks you up when you're low, calms you down when you're tense.
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And you'll agree that lucky's find tobacco picks you up when you're low, calms you down when you're tense. So smoke that smoke of fine tobacco, Lucky Strike, and get on the Lucky level where you feel and do your level best.
Yes, smoke a Lucky to feel your level best. The Lucky Strike program starring Jack Benny with Mary Livingston Phil Harris Rochester, Dennis Day, The Sportsman and yours, truly Don Wilson. Ladies and gentlemen, for 16 years I have been introducing the star of our show, and after all those years you'd think I'd run out of things to say about him.
about him. Well, I have. So here he is, Jack Benny. Thank you, thank you. Hello again. This is Jack Benny talking and Don. Don, that wasn't a very nice introduction. Well, I'm sorry, Jack, but after 16 years, I just couldn't think of anything new.
Oh, you couldn't, eh? Well, Don, I'm sure that if I were introducing you, I wouldn't have that trouble. Oh, yes, you would, Jack. You've been saying the same things about me for years. Why I bet you can't say anything that I haven't heard before. Oh, yes, I can, Don. What?
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