Jack Benny · 1948 · 29 min · 3,551 words
The transcript of “Don Refuses To Sign His New Contract”, an episode of Jack Benny from 1948. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Jack Benny Program plays Jack Benny free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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rochester don wilson and yours truly dentistry i have to open the program this week because last week mister benny locked on wilson in the den and won't let him out till he signs his new contract so let's go out to jack benny's house and bevelie hills where we wait a minute who's that coming up the walk
Gee, it's me. Hello, Rochester. Oh, hello, Mr. D. Come on in. Thanks. Say, Rochester is Don Wilson still locked in the den? Yeah, Mr. Penny won't let him out till he signs the contract. Gee, I'll never forget the time.
I wouldn't sign my contract and he locked me in a room for almost two years. He did? Yeah, then he went around telling everybody I was in the Navy. And he escaped from the room. Who got you out?
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