Broadcast from San Francisco - Gisele Mac Kenzie (AFRS)

the jack benny program rather than the system of California starring jack benny with very little right that they bought on the here's really ladies and gentlemen as you probably know our little stars currently appearing here in there insist what the current theater at popular prices continue down it has been said that jack benny has made more people laugh in

the town than any other comedian that's right and now i'd like to bring you the man who said it back that he thank you thank you thank you hello again to the jagnet he talked me and don considering that we're doing this show away from our hometown i don't think that was much of an introduction

frankly jack i don't care what i say about you heard me why should i say nice things about a man is going to fire me for heaven's sake i'm not going to fire you then why did you buy me a one-way ticket to sarpon sisso because i couldn't get reservations back Look, if you don't believe me, then get your own transportation back to Los Angeles and charge it to me.

Okay, I'm going to make reservations for my return trip on the TWA bus. Bus? Look down, the TWA is an airplane. It flies. Not when I'm on it. That's right, Don. When you're on a plane, it's a bus. When you're on a train, it's a subway.

You can change anything. Oh, hello, Bob. Hello, Jack. Hi, folks. Sam, sorry I'm late, Jack, but I was writing a letter to my wife and I didn't notice what time it was. All right, Bob.

Sure, Mr. Family. I was so lonely, I felt like calling June and having her fly up here with all the kids. Well, why didn't you? Oh, I don't know. Two weeks in a hotel with my wife and five kids.