Jack Benny · 1952 · 29 min · 3,498 words
The transcript of “Phone company wants to install a phone - Jack, Mary and Dennis go to the race”, an episode of Jack Benny from 1952. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Jack Benny Program plays Jack Benny free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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The Jack Melly program transcribed and presented by Lucky Strike. You know friends, nothing. Know nothing beats better taste. And remember... Lucky tastes better. Cleaner, fresher, smoother. Lucky tastes better. Cleaner, fresher, smoother. For Lucky strikes means, I can I go richer tasting, I can I go...
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Make your next carton Lucky Strike. Lucky States better. Cleaner pressures, smoother. Lucky Strike! Lucky Strike! The Lucky Strike program starring Jack Benny with Barry Livingston Rochester, Dennis Daybop, Frostby at your truly darn welcome. Ladies and gentlemen, immediately after this radio program, Jack Benny will do his regular monthly TV show over the CBS television network.
But first, let's go back to last Thursday. It's late morning at Jack's home in Beverly Hills. Hello? The telephone company? You want to install a phone here this afternoon? Are you sure you have the right address?
Yes, this is 366 North Camden Drive, but there must be some estate. Oh, the phone is for Rochester Van Jones. Well, let me find out about it, and I'll call you back. Goodbye. Hmm, I wonder why.
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