Jack Benny · 1952 · 29 min · 3,771 words
The transcript of “goes to an auction and ends up with an umbrella stand”, an episode of Jack Benny from 1952. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Jack Benny Program plays Jack Benny free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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The Jack Benny program, transcribed and presented by Lucky Strike. You know, friends, nothing. No nothing beats better taste. And remember, Lucky's taste better. Cleaner, fresher, smoother. Lucky's taste better. Cleaner, fresher, smoother. Lucky's taste like beans.
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Ladies and gentlemen, last night Jack Benny gave a party at his home for a sponsor. It's now the morning after, and we find Rochester with the aid of his boyfriend Roy cleaning up the house.
I was too tired last night to get all these dishes, Roy. Yeah, they're sure of the pile of them this time. Well, it was a pretty big affair. The president of Lucky Stranks was out here, and since he's leaving for New York today, Mr. Benny gave him a farewell party.
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