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buys Don a gopher trap for Christmas

Jack Benny · December 14, 1952 · 30 min · 3,919 words

The transcript of “buys Don a gopher trap for Christmas”, an episode of Jack Benny first broadcast December 14, 1952. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Jack Benny Program plays Jack Benny free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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Ladies and gentlemen, it is now mid-December, and as is their custom every year at this time, time, Jack and Mary have gone to one of the local department stores to do their Christmas shopping. But before we take you there, let us look in at the office of a prominent psychiatrist.

Oh, so now, Alex, please, second, the couch in turn to me what is your hallucination. Why are you afraid to go back to work? Dr. Ritz, no hallucination. It happens every year at this time, just before Christmas, every year, just before Christmas.

Carvini, Carvini, and Mr. Blank don't get excited. Lay back on the couch now. Tell me, when did it first start? During the Christmas shopping rush in 1946. As I told you, I'm a salesman at the department store, and this kindly looking blue-eyed old gentleman bought a gift.

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