Jack Benny · December 18, 1949 · 29 min · 3,594 words
The transcript of “Guests Fletcher Markle and Jack Warner - Mary buys Jack a pencil sharpener for”, an episode of Jack Benny first broadcast December 18, 1949. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Jack Benny Program plays Jack Benny free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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strike program starring Jack Benny with Mary Livingston Phil Harris Rochester Dennis Day the sportsman quartet and yours truly Don Wilkes ladies and gentlemen let's go out to Beverly Hills it's morning and hundreds of people brimming with the Christmas spirit are waiting for the local department store to open its door oh Mary Mary where are you I am Jack right behind you oh yeah they
may have you like the way I wiggle myself through this crowd right up to the front of the line yeah those rumba lessons you took from Arthur Murray I'll say when we started we were way at the end and now there's only one man ahead of me.
Hello Jack. Hello Mr. Murray. Oh look, look, Murray, they're getting ready to open the store and let the crowd in. I can see the manager walking over to the floor water. Jasper. What is it Mr. Simpkins?
It's almost time to open the store. Are all the clerks at their station? Yes sir. Good. You will open the doors in 10 seconds. Are you ready for final inspection? Yes sir. Hair, comb, chin, out jacket, pressed, carnation, moist goods.
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