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Washington Benny-Go-Round - Jack is guest of honor at the French Embassy dinne

Jack Benny · 1935 · 20 min · 2,992 words

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And this week we bring to you from Washington that national comedian and his entire cabinet, Jack Benny. Well, thank you. Hello again, this is Jack Benny coming to you from Washington, DC, and only one mile from the White House.

Think of a dawn, just one mile from the White House. Well, what's so wonderful about that? It's closer than Al Smith ever got. Well, that's a great time. Ah, there's certainly is a great sound, Don. Every place you go, you meet senators, congressmen, diplomats, statesmen, jello salesmen. I knew that, yes.

Say, Jack, have you been to the Smithsonian Institute yet? Why, Don, where else do you think I got my jokes for tonight? Maybe you're right. And say, Don, who do you think? You like that, didn't you? I like that a lot, Jack.

But, Don, who do you think I was talking to this morning? of the janitor no don't stop kidding i was talking to senator lafolot of wisconsin the fall of the west comes i don't think i know i'm jack oh sure you do you remember the fellow who said lafolot we are here well

i'm really not up on historical quotations all i remember is one what that when sherman said jello is well all yes yes and you remember when patrick henry said Give me strawberry or give me death.

I certainly do. And you remember what Mary Livingston said? What, Mary? I regret that I have one joke to give to this program. Say, that's cute, you know. So this is Washington, huh, Jack? Yes, ma'am.

Isn't it marvelous how a big city like this crossed the Delaware? Ha ha ha. Well, it certainly is. You know, there are a lot of things to see here, Mary. Have you been to the Capitol yet?

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