Jack Benny · December 2, 1934 · 21 min · 2,976 words
The transcript of “Rose of the Rio Grande”, an episode of Jack Benny first broadcast December 2, 1934. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Jack Benny Program plays Jack Benny free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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The General Program stopped with Don Busser, his orchestra. The orchestra opened from the motion. And now for that self-made man that could have done a better job at Benny. Hello again, this is Jack Benny, the hotel clerk, remember?
And for once you're right Don, you might be kidding, but I am a self-made man. Nobody helped me. You look it. Well, say. It's all of Rembrandt paintings weren't good either. Are you a self-made man Don?
No, the chalk brought me... Hmm. Hahahaha! I've been made four times! I'll go for myself. Let me get a few of them in tonight Don, just for a take. If after all you're the comedian...
Well, remember that. I'll try. But by the way, I tried to get in touch with... Where were you? Well Don, I sort of relaxed today. I went around for all the mistakes. I'm a real movie fan.
You are? Yes, sir. I can watch pictures all day. At 11 o'clock this morning, I went over and saw college with them with Joe Penner and Lanny Ross. They were with me this morning. No, Don. I mean, they were in the picture.
See, then I had lunch, and right after lunch, I went in to see the Gay Divorcey. You mean Peggy Joyce? Then later on, I went over to see what Kate and Louis did and don't ask me if it was busy being, it was cagney.
I will, Jack, you're the chameleon. Thanks. You'd be surprised. I was better, I feel, already. Well anyway it was four o'clock so I dropped in on the merry widow with Cavaglia and then I left Cavaglia and saw it today with Jell-O. Yes Don it was a double feature. Well anyway it was time to broadcast so I came here and like
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