Jack Benny · November 11, 1934 · 22 min · 3,229 words
The transcript of “Guests The Marx Brothers - Charlie Chan in Radio City”, an episode of Jack Benny first broadcast November 11, 1934. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Jack Benny Program plays Jack Benny free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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The Jello program starring Jack Benley with Don Bessner and his orchestra. The orchestra opens the program with OK-toots from the picture at midnight. The announcement is 16 must be 40 seconds free, great white way of the nation.
We turn south at Bitter and you approach the most celebrated library in the world. The New York Public Library famous from coast to coast, the two stone lions, which guard is potted. On our right the famous stone lion, Bitterball Pinkery!
I'm moving! It's a party! It's a party! One of the so-lioners, I say! Ladies and gentlemen, this is the site of the victory of so-lioners running down with everybody! Stop him! Oh, please! Stop him!
Oh! You've made stop me, lady! I'm going out to the ghetto! You know the new ghetto! Now Chase White is good as ever before! Yes, sir, who wouldn't run after the new jello? Tasting yourself and you'll be crazy about that richer full-bodied fruit flavor.
A flavor is refreshing as the juicy right fruit itself. That extra-rich goodness is put into jello by a brand new exclusive process. A process which actually blends the fruit flavor into the tiny crystals, holds it there for you to enjoy.
Try the new jello and discover for yourself that it now tastes like as good as ever before. And remember, only jello gives you this new extra-rich flavor. And now ladies and gentlemen, as it is impossible for me to offer you a cigar cigarette or a drink, I can still offer you Jack Vennie.
Hi, girls. Hi, girls. Hey. H-E-L-L-O. This is Jack Vennie, your local correspondent, coming to you with the late news reports from all over the world. These all knows all but still bets on the wrong horse.
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