Jack Benny · April 6, 1934 · 27 min · 3,146 words
The transcript of “First show for General Tire - Frank Parker's music store”, an episode of Jack Benny first broadcast April 6, 1934. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Jack Benny Program plays Jack Benny free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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The plastic factory, the boat factory, the factory, the service of the program, the officer opens in a new high standard of fire safety. Well now, General has added to the famous blow-off-root fire with the patented low-pressure construction.
The final factor of safety, the remarkable skid-safe protection of the new Silent Safety Press. This new General, the blow-off-root fire, for 1934, is a rivolous, loitment, skidless fire, A tire that is blow-off-proof and balls are wearing than ever.
The blow-off-proof tire is planted. It is made only by General and is controlled exclusively by General Tire dealers. The General Tire dealer in your community is a successful independent person. You don't need a tire equipped with the experience of factory training.
Control him freely about tires regardless of the length or about any related driving problem. He will give you personal, interested, and the intelligent service. And don't forget, it is through the General Fire, either alone, that you can get the only truly blow-up through fire, the General Fire, with the permanent blow-breaker construction.
Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. Through trouble brewing. And now, I want you to meet a most versatile gentleman, a man who has accomplished things. You bet I have. And a man who will probably make this This is the hottest program on the air.
Our janitors. I tend to you. Maybe I'm in the wrong studio. Say, fella, what program is this? General Tar. Well, here I am. Doesn't that mean anything? Jack Benny is my name. Pardon me. I didn't get that.
Jack Benny. What is it again? Constantine Acropolis. Oh, Jack Benny. Yes, just as you can. Oh, I saw you. Who do you want to see? I don't want to see anybody. I'm going to be the master of ceremonies on this program.
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