Jack Benny · November 20, 1949 · 29 min · 3,431 words
The transcript of “sees a dentist - Is Ed Wynn a better comedian”, an episode of Jack Benny first broadcast November 20, 1949. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Jack Benny Program plays Jack Benny free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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The Lucky Strike program starring Jack Benny with Mary Livingston Phil Harris Rochester, Dennis Day, and yours truly Don Wilson. Ladies and gentlemen, usually at this time we take you out to Jack Benny's house, but right now Jack isn't home.
He's on his way to the studio and Rochester is driving you. Gee, it's a beautiful day isn't it Rochester? It sure is, boss. Son is so nice and warm. Maybe you ought to stop the car and put the top down.
Oh, boss, let's not put the top down. Why not? It's so much trouble taking down the center pole and pulling out the figs. Oh, yes, I forgot. This is the new one I bought at the Army Surplus Store.
Yeah, the flap still says field headquarters general badly. Yeah. You know, Rochester, I was thinking that now might be the time to trade this car in. I read with the price of the Maxwell is going up.
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