Jack Benny · 1950 · 29 min · 3,668 words
The transcript of “visits the doctor”, an episode of Jack Benny from 1950. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Jack Benny Program plays Jack Benny free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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Six day fire off. La-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma. Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da. The Jackbilly program, presented by Lucky Strike. It's happy, go lucky, be happy. Go lucky, strike, be go lucky. Go lucky, go lucky, strike today. On decoration, day will go and picnic by the sea and take along some lucky strikes cause LSMFT.
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Be happy. Go lucky. Go lucky. Strike today. Remember, Lucky's taste better than any other cigarette. Lucky's strike program starring Jack Benny with Mary Livingston, Phil Harris, Rochester, Dennis Day and yours truly Bob Stemonson pincheting this week for Don Wilson.
Ladies and gentlemen, last week Jack did his fourth television show in New York and is now back in Hollywood for his radio series. Many of you probably wonder how he keeps fit with such a strenuous schedule.
So let's go out to Beverly Hills and see how our little star keeps in shape. Right now he's standing in front of the radio doing his exercises. One, two, three. That was a tough one.
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