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Last week's mistakes - Jack visits Ronald Colman on a movie set

Jack Benny · November 13, 1949 · 30 min · 3,878 words

The transcript of “Last week's mistakes - Jack visits Ronald Colman on a movie set”, an episode of Jack Benny first broadcast November 13, 1949. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Jack Benny Program plays Jack Benny free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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Yes, make your next carton lucky strike. The bike program starring Jack Benny with Barry Livingston, Phil Harris, Rochester, Tennessee, and yours, truly, not Wilson. Ladies and gentlemen, on last week's program, everybody made so many mistakes in reading their lines that Jack felt it was necessary to call a special meeting.

At the moment we find the cast assembled in Jack's living room. Now look kid, I want you to take what I'm going to say in the spirit in which it's given. I'm not angry, I'm not upset, but I did feel it was necessary to call this meeting.

Alright Jack, what's the meeting about? Yeah, let's get it over with, uh, I'll fill. As I said before, I'm not angry. But on last week's program, I never heard so many... Dennis, Dennis, you're not paying attention. Get away from that fishbowl.

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