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The English Butler with the Colmans

Jack Benny · December 23, 1945 · 29 min · 3,523 words

The transcript of “The English Butler with the Colmans”, an episode of Jack Benny first broadcast December 23, 1945. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Jack Benny Program plays Jack Benny free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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I am tonight as a typical good neighbor. Jack has invited the Coleman's over to his house. So let's go out to Beverly Hills where we find Jack preparing for the arrival of his distinguished guests.

Well, I'm almost dressed Rochester. How do I look in my, how do I look in my striped pants and swallowtail coat? You look like a master of Sam only the force loan! I do not. Now Rochester, when you're serving dinner tonight, remember, serve the tomato juice first, then the salad, then the meat, and then the vegetables. I'm glad you brought

that up, boss. I want to ask you about the peas. What about the peas? You want me to spoon them out or count them out? Spoon them out tonight. There's nothing too good for the Coleman's. And don't forget, for dessert, we're having a flaming plum pudding. How do you fix Well, you take the plum pudding and put it in a bowl.

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