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How Jack Found Mary

Jack Benny · 1944 · 29 min · 3,501 words

The transcript of “How Jack Found Mary”, an episode of Jack Benny from 1944. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Jack Benny Program plays Jack Benny free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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At the moment, Rochester is alone in the kitchen preparing breakfast. The table sure does look appetizing! A large glass of worms use a bowl of corn flakes and cream, two fried eggs on the side of a thick slice of ham, a piper, hot cup of coffee, and three honey covered English muffins.

Well, now I better make some tea and toast for Mr. Barry's breakfast. I think I'll give him a treat today. I'll scrape the toast. No, he likes to do it himself. That's the only exercise he gets.

Yeah, da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da. Oh, here comes the boss. Down, down, da da da da. Good morning, Rochester. Now let's see. What have we got for...

Oh. Orange juice, corn flakes, ham and eggs. Rochester, what'd you make such a big breakfast for? You know I'm on a diet. Dog, gone, that's right. Now we can't let all this food go to waste.

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