Jack Benny · 1944 · 29 min · 3,822 words
The transcript of “Mrs Nussbaum's Restaurant with Fred Allen”, an episode of Jack Benny from 1944. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Jack Benny Program plays Jack Benny free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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The Jack Benny program quality of product is essential to continuing success. Lucky strike means fine tobacco. So rounds of firm, so fully packed, so free and easy on the draw. L-S-M-F-T. L-S-M-F-T. L-S-M-F-T. Yes, sir.
Sure thing. That's right. Lucky strike means fine tobacco. so round, so firm, so fully packed, so free and easy on the draw. That real deep-down smoking enjoyment you get in your lucky strike can be described in just five words.
Lucky strike means fine tobacco. Yes, you get real deep-down smoking enjoyment because of that finer, lighter, naturally milder, lucky strike tobacco. So smoke that smoke of fine tobacco, lucky strike. Billy Foldin'! La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la
The Lucky Strike program coming to you from the after hotel in New York City starring Jack Benny with Barry Livingston, Phil Harris, Rochester, Larry Stevens and yours truly, Don Wilson. And now, ladies and gentlemen, I bring you a man who got on a train in Los Angeles and came to New York by way of Anaheim, Azusa and Coop de Hormca.
What scenery? And here he is, the star of our show, Jack Benny! Thank you, thank you, thank you. Hello again, this is Jack Benny talking, and Don, when I arrived in New York, now you won't believe this, but I got an official welcome.
Back Mayor LaGuardia wanted me to be with him so much, he made me an honorary fireman. God's what an honor it was to meet Mayor LaGuardia. There he was dressed up at his fire hat and everything, and Don, when he shook hands with me, I was chilled.
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