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First Performance Of Professor La Blanc

Jack Benny · 1944 · 29 min · 3,439 words

The transcript of “First Performance Of Professor La Blanc”, an episode of Jack Benny from 1944. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Jack Benny Program plays Jack Benny free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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strike tobacco yes lucky strike means fine tobacco so smoke that smoke of fine tobacco lucky strike lucky strike program starring Jack Benny with Mary Livingston Phil Harris Rochester Larry Stevenson yours truly Don Wilson now let's go out to Beverly Hills to Jack Benny's house where we find our star of stage screen and radio relaxing in the library gee it's nice to have a few hours

see herself with nothing to do. I think I'll read a book. See, there's some good ones on this shelf here. Here's one. Gertrude Eichlberger, girl plumber. Oh, I read that one. Gosh, it was touching. I'll never get that part where Gertrude tenderly picked up a monkey wrench and bashed her husband's head in. But he had it coming to him. Imagine heeding his beer with her soldering iron.

Maybe there's another book I... Oh, here are some. The Rover Boys on a marshmallow hunt. Nah, I'm too old for that. Elsie Dinsmore's first petticoat. Hmm, pictures too. Nah, I'm too old for that. Forever Amber. Nah, I'm... Hmm, no picture.

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