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Leaving for San Francisco - The Vault

Jack Benny · 1944 · 27 min · 3,166 words

The transcript of “Leaving for San Francisco - The Vault”, an episode of Jack Benny from 1944. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Jack Benny Program plays Jack Benny free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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I hope. And now, ladies and gentlemen, as you all know, last Tuesday was the E day. But as President Truman said, we still have a problem, and here he is, Jack Benny. Thank you. Hello again, Mr. Jack Benny talking, and John, the President didn't mean me.

He meant Japan. Japan, that little body of land surrounded by mimics. But getting back to the day, this only has been a story week, and the dark circle has intact. When you overseas, I bet you have no idea that Germans would surrender when they did.

Would you mind repeating that, Don? I said when you overseas, I bet you have no idea that Germans would surrender when they did. Don, are you kidding? What? Look, now that it can be told, let me tell you.

Now wait a minute, Jack. You're not going to tell me that you've planned the invasion. Oh, you know. Can we try to keep it a secret? Oh, for heaven's sake, Jack. You only went overseas to entertain the boys.

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