Jack Benny · December 19, 1943 · 29 min · 3,638 words
The transcript of “& Phil play a trick on Don Wilson”, an episode of Jack Benny first broadcast December 19, 1943. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Jack Benny Program plays Jack Benny free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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The Grape Nuts and Grape Nuts Flakes program starring Jack Benny with Mary Livingston, Phil Harris, Dennis Day, Rochester and yours truly, Don Wilson. Hey, I bet you don't all know the real meaning of the word delicious or do you?
Well, I didn't until I looked it up. And it comes from two Latin words meaning pleasant and charm. And if that doesn't spell Molly Rich Grape Nuts, then my name isn't Don Wilson. You're as pleased as punch when you sit down to the big tempting bowl of Grape Nuts now aren't you?
Now aren't you? And you're certainly charmed with that one and only Molly rich flavor that sweet is a nut. A rich distinctive blend of sun-rifed wheat and malted barley. A flavor that just plain hits the spot.
And all that wonderful whole grain nourishment you get in grape nuts leaves you with such a satisfied feeling of well-being. Yep, for a real treat, just try a bowl of grape nuts for breakfast tomorrow.
You'll find it's a charmer, all right? As you know, Mary Livingston has been off the show for three weeks because of Lauren Jydus. So now that she has fully recovered, we take it to her house where we find Mary and her made butterfly.
James, you sure have pretty hair. Well, thank you, butterfly. Ouch. Be careful with the comb you're pulling. Oh, excuse me. Say, Miss Livingston, was your hair always the color? Of course. I never bleached my hair.
a bleach my hair neither do I well I'm glad you told me now but if like a call me ends into a role yes ma'am you know what miss Livingston what I think your hair is even pretty then mr. Benny oh butterfly you're just saying that anyway you've never been close enough to mr. Benny's hair to appreciate its beauty
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