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Naval Air Station at Woodby Island, WA - Dick Haymes

Jack Benny · 1943 · 28 min · 3,591 words

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The Great Nut Slake Program, coming to you from the Naval Air Station with the island Washington and starring Jack Benny with Mary Livingston, Phil Harris, Dick Hames, Rochester and yours truly, Don Wilson. That is because America is up against the serious paper shortage right now and we're all asked to do all we can to help.

So don't throw out a single paper bag or one old newspaper, a wrapping paper. Line out what the system for paper collection is in your neighborhood and get in there and pick. Another way you can help is to buy as many foods as possible in larger packages instead of smaller ones.

Or it takes less paper per pound to pack in the larger sizes. The next time you buy tempting, closely brown grape nuts flakes, ask for the big 12-ounce economy-sized package. The 12-ounce carton of grape nuts actually uses a third-left cardboard than the same amount of food packed in smaller boxes.

And you save up to $0.14 on every dollar spent. by Grichnut's Lakes regularly in the larger package instead of the smaller ones. So remember folks, ask for delicious, morally rich Grichnut's Lakes in the big 12-ounce economy-sized package. Ladies and gentlemen, we're broadcasting from the Naval Air Station on Whitby Island. And now before introducing our star, let me tell you some facts about the

naval background of his heroic family. Oh, Don, they don't care about that. But then they might, so go ahead and tell her. In 1789 there was Finneas J. Bennett. Yes, sir. Good old Finneas. In 1812 there was Abadiah J. Bennett.

Good old Abby. He was the only man for ride of Porpedo side set. Forfelling he never should have dug his furbs into it. Continue, Doc. In 1836 there was Potperoi J. Bennett. Good old Fonte.

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