Jack Benny · 1943 · 29 min · 3,943 words
The transcript of “Warner Bros The Horn Blows at Midnight”, an episode of Jack Benny from 1943. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Jack Benny Program plays Jack Benny free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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The Grape Nuts and Grape Nuts Flakes program. Friends of you all had a time clock in your home and had a bunch of coming and going for breakfast. You know what you'd find out? Will you be surprised?
According to a recent survey, it seems the average time that folks spend on breakfast is estimated at just 12 minutes. Kind of makes breakfast a brush off meal, doesn't it? Whereas nutrition experts all tell us breakfast is actually the most important meal of the day.
the time when you should get at least one quarter of your entire day's nourishment after a fast of ten or twelve hours all right say you are pressed for time in the morning just start off with ready to eat swell to eat grape nuts or grape nuts flakes because these same experts tell us the adequate breakfast should include a
cereal with whole grain nourishment and that's grape nuts and grape nuts flakes for you both a cram full of energy giving body building whole grain nourishment eat a good breakfast do a better job and for a neat time saver as well as good eating fun featured nutritious multi-rich grip nuts or great nuts
ladies and gentlemen in starting off a comedy show it is customary for the announcer to say something you were but tonight i can't think of anything funny and here he is jack benny thank you thank you thank hello again this is jack benny talking and don Don, did you make up that clever introduction all by yourself?
Yes, Jack. I certainly did. You mean nobody even helped you with it? No, no, not a soul. You mean you hatched up that witty gem in your very own little fat head? Huh? But Jack, I thought you said it was clever.
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