Jack Benny · 1943 · 29 min · 3,360 words
The transcript of “From the Hollywood Canteen”, an episode of Jack Benny from 1943. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Jack Benny Program plays Jack Benny free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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This flakes program coming from the Hollywood canteen. The Jack Fenny program, transcribed from a journey release for a presentation at this more convenient office. Peaguer ship, they mean that it's not only ready but rare in the go.
Well for my money, that's a swell word for grape nuts and grape nut flakes. Here are two eager as well as grand tasting break for stitches for you all right. Both are so quick to fix, they're always ready and after you've polished off a big bowl of their molly-rich goodness you're a rare and the gall.
Yes, make them a part of your adequate breakfast, and you'll keep right on rare and the go all morning long. Remember, Grape Nuts and Grape Nuts flakes bring you all around whole grain nourishment. Energy plus and say, they're both such cheerful breakfast treats.
They're such a pleasing, teasing zest to eating them. Grape Nuts, crisp and crunchy Grape Nuts flakes, tempting toasty brown flakes. Yes, sir, for luscious goodness plus grand nourishment, you can't beat delicious, nutritious, grape nuts and grape nuts flakes.
So eat a good breakfast, do a better job. Ladies and gentlemen, tonight we're broadcasting from the world famous Hollywood canteen.
Yes, the Hollywood canteen, where hundreds of thousands of servicemen come to see stars like Dorothy LeMour, Betty Crable and Lana Turner. That's right. So, without further ado, we bring you a man dressed in a sarong, showing his legs and wearing a sweater, Jack Benny!
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Hello again. This is Jack Benny talking, and Don, I hate those corny introductions. You don't have to make up a lot of silly things just to be funny. Jack, I didn't make anything up for one thing. You are wearing a sweater.
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