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is out of the hospital following nose surgery

Jack Benny · October 23, 1949 · 29 min · 4,042 words

The transcript of “is out of the hospital following nose surgery”, an episode of Jack Benny first broadcast October 23, 1949. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Jack Benny Program plays Jack Benny free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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Ladies and gentlemen, after suffering from a bad cold for several weeks, Jack Benny went to the hospital for a nasal operation. Today, he's home again, recuperating. As we look in, Rochester is tidying up the house.

It's good to have the boss home again. He put off this operation for a long time, but when we got to the hospital, he showed us bread. I'll always remember the smile he gave me as those poor nurses dragged him up the stairs.

Well, I better finish unpacking his things. Say, what's this? Well, the boss is Derry. He must have taken it to the hospital with him. I wonder if I want to read it. Oh, why not? Who am I kidding?

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