Jack Benny · 1943 · 29 min · 3,428 words
The transcript of “Dennis dreams of Barbara Stanwyck”, an episode of Jack Benny from 1943. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Jack Benny Program plays Jack Benny free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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The Great Nuts and Grape Nuts Flakes program starring Jack Benny with Mary Livingston, Phil Harris, Dennis Day, and yours truly, Don Wilson. Say, folks, do you know what it is to wake up some morning with that just-can-face-it feeling?
Why sure, you know. It's the day you get out on the so-called wrong side of the bed. Well, that's the morning to be doubly certain there's a big bowl of crisp and cheerful grape nuts or grape nuts flakes to clap your eye on.
First thing, when you get to the table. table. They look so good, and boy they are so good, you'll feel all perked up in no time at all. Yes, and you'll keep right on feeling perked up all morning long because both grape nuts and grape nuts flakes are cram full of sustaining energy giving whole
grain nourishment, iron, niacin, vitamin B1 plus proteans too. And don't forget cereals with whole grain nourishment, like grape nuts and grape nuts flakes, or a must for that adequate breakfast you should eat. Remember you haven't had a thing to eat for 10 or 12 hours. That's why doctors and dieticians say you should get at least one quarter
of the entire day's nourishment in the morning. So eat a good breakfast featuring grape nuts or grape nuts flakes. Do a better job. Gentlemen, let's turn back the clock. It's Saturday evening and we take it to Jack Benny's home in Beverly Hills.
Mr. Benny's resident, star of stage screen radio, television, and violin resettles at ridiculously low prices. Is Mr. Benny in? Do you want to complain about his camel? Well, no, I don't. Is Mr. Benny in?
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