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From Marine Air Station at Mohave, CA

Jack Benny · November 7, 1943 · 29 min · 3,665 words

The transcript of “From Marine Air Station at Mohave, CA”, an episode of Jack Benny first broadcast November 7, 1943. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Jack Benny Program plays Jack Benny free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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The Grape Nuts and Grape Nuts Flakes program starring Jack Benny with Mary Livingston, Phil Harris, Dennis Day, Rochester and yours truly, Don Wilson. Dining with some friends the other night and here's a very funny thing.

There was more conversation about Junior's diet and what he ate for breakfast. Then it turned out that the husband, the head of the house, the big provider, if you want to get mercenary about it, never ate breakfast at all.

Now that's all wrong. Dieticians tell us that we all need an adequate breakfast, and one that includes cereals with whole grain nourishment. That means cereals like swells tasting grape nuts and grape nut flakes. Both are basic seven foods with whole grain food values, so they're chuck-a-block full of nourishment and boy are they good do we.

Mmm, mmm. They're zest in every molly rich mouthful. Grape nuts, crisp and crunchy. Grape nut flakes and toasty brown flake form. So eat a good breakfast, folks, and you'll do a better job. And help yourself to plenty of grape nuts and grape nut flakes. They're good.

Ladies and gentlemen, today we're broadcasting from the Marine Corps Air Station in the Mojave Desert. This week, they're celebrating the 168th anniversary of the founding of the Marine Corps.

So without further ado, we bring you a man... Jack, Jack, did they get you? No, no, Don, I'm all right. Good for a minute, I thought they spoiled my opening speech. No, don't be ridiculous, Don. They weren't shooting at me.

Go ahead with the introduction. Ladies and gentlemen, as this is the 168th anniversary of the founding of the Marine Corps, without further ado, we bring you a man... Hmm... Jack, did they get you this time?

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