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Twink Family Part 1

Jack Benny · November 8, 1942 · 29 min · 3,387 words

The transcript of “Twink Family Part 1”, an episode of Jack Benny first broadcast November 8, 1942. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Jack Benny Program plays Jack Benny free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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Great nuts flakes to you! The Grape Nuts Flakes Program starring Jack Benny with Barry Livingston, Phil Harris, Dennis Day, Rochester and yours truly, Don Wilson. As the nationwide weather forecast, I slipped past the old sensor and made it up myself.

Tomorrow morning will be bright and sunny and all areas where delicious, molly rich grape nuts flakes are served for breakfast. Furthermore, all parts of the country will find grape nuts flakes as well breakfast trees.

They'll experience rising enjoyment to be followed by a second dish. In fact, the popularity of grape nuts flakes will be so great, there'll be a general shift to grape nuts flakes every morning. And that friends is just my way of saying, it's always fair weather when you and grape nuts flakes get together.

Because the distinctive delicious flavor of grape nuts flakes is a blend of two delicious grains, sun-ripened wheat and malted barley. that same delicious Grape Nuts blend in toasty brown flake form. So to make my forecast come true, say Grape Nuts Flakes, please, to your grocer tomorrow.

Ladies and gentlemen, the elections being over, we bring you a man who was swept into office by an overwhelming majority.

The new sidewalk inspector of Beverly Hills, California, Jack Benny. Well, thank you, thank you. Great for Benny. Thank you, sir. Thank you. Hello again, it's Jack Betty talking and first of all this evening I'd like to thank my many friends and Beverly Hills who had the confidence and foresight to elect me chief and specter of sidewalks

driveways curbing and gutter That's Beverly Hills for gutters holes So thanks again well tell me Jack why in the world would you want to be just a second on? And I'd also like to say a word to my worthy opponent, Elmer Snout.

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