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George Washington Slept Here Premiere

Jack Benny · November 22, 1942 · 29 min · 3,851 words

The transcript of “George Washington Slept Here Premiere”, an episode of Jack Benny first broadcast November 22, 1942. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Jack Benny Program plays Jack Benny free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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The Grape Nuts Flakes program starring Jack Benny with Mary Livingston, Phil Harris, Dennis Day, Rochester, and yours truly, Don Wilson. And here's your chance to join the NMLF for Breakfast Club. Now you do it this way.

The NMLF for Breakfast Club means no more long faces for breakfast. And the way to avoid them is to serve plenty of delicious, toasty, brown Grape Nuts Flakes. The breakfast treat that helps to start your day off with a smile.

Yes, it's that moly rich flavor that does it. Your favorite grape nuts flavor in crisp, tempting, toasty flake form. A flavor that's been tops of breakfast for well over four decades now. So start them smiling at breakfast and keep them smiling at work with delicious, moly rich grape nuts flakes.

That was, I got a touch of Texas played by the orchestra. Now, ladies and gentlemen, once again, we bring you our genial master ceremonies,

a man who will... Hold it, Don, hold it. I'm not appearing on this program tonight until Mary Livingston and Phil Harris get out of the studio. What? You heard me big boy. I'm not going to associate with those two smart Alex.

Oh, lay off, Jackson. You're too big a guy to hold a grudge. If an icon hold a grudge longer than anybody you ever knew, twitch hips. Now get away from me or I'll kick ya.

You do and you can turn your bridge work into the scrap drive. I can't, eh? Oh, calm down, Jack. We both told you we were sorry. Listen, Mary, every time you get me into a jam, you're sorry.

You were a man I'd ask you to step out in the alley. For you and Allie is stepping out. That's so. For heaven's sake, what's going on here? Jack, why are you so angry with Mary and Phil?

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