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At Barbara Stanwyck's House

Jack Benny · October 11, 1942 · 29 min · 3,840 words

The transcript of “At Barbara Stanwyck's House”, an episode of Jack Benny first broadcast October 11, 1942. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Jack Benny Program plays Jack Benny free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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Take it out now! Whoa! The Jell-O program starring Jack Benny with Mary Livingston. No, no, Don, hold it for Heaven's sake. Remember our new product? Oh, yes. The Grape Nuts Lakes program. That Grape Nuts Lakes, great!

The Grape Nuts Lakes program starring Jack Benny with Mary Livingston, Phil Harris, Dennis A. Rochester, and yours truly, Don Wilson. Coming to you from the Army Air Base at Santa Ana, California. Hey friends, did this ever happen to you?

You dash out of bed, stub your toe on the alarm clock, nick your face while you're shaving. Get the shirt missing a button, clump downstairs, wearing your before breakfast blitzkrieg look, and right there on the table, sits a great big tempting bowl full of grape nuts flakes.

And what happens now? Well, you sample that outstanding grape nuts flakes flavor. It's your same favorite grape nuts flavor in toasty brown flake form, moldy, rich, and sweet as a nut. So you look at your wife and you actually beam.

For there's plenty of satisfaction in that grand goodness, the flavor that's made grape nuts flakes America's fastest growing cereal. That's because grape nuts flakes are made in a different way. They're a blend of two luscious grain, sun-rife and wheat and malted barley, toasted golden brown and crisp and delicate tempting flakes.

Sold for smooth tasting, smooth temperate breakfast that baby your budget, asked for delicious 50 grape nuts flakes in the big 12 ounce package. March played by the orchestra. Now, ladies and gentlemen, since we're at the Army Air Base at Santa Ana, we would like to reenact a scene which took place last Thursday when two cadets

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