Jack Benny · October 13, 1940 · 29 min · 3,807 words
The transcript of “Phil Tries To Collect World Series Bet”, an episode of Jack Benny first broadcast October 13, 1940. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Jack Benny Program plays Jack Benny free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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Take, keep, help, help. Oh. The Jell-O program starring Jack Benny with Mary Livingston, Phil Harris, Dennis Day, and yours truly, Don Wilson. The orchestra opens the program with very-boat serenade. During recent months and county fairs all over the United States, lots of housewives have been winning prizes for the best homemade pies and cakes.
And meanwhile, right in their own homes, thousands of housewives have been winning another prize. The blue ribbon of family approval simply by serving those three new dessert favorites, jello pudding. Jello puddings are already prepared puddings that take hardly any time or effort to make.
Merely ad milk took a few minutes and then cool. And there's a pudding, ladies and gentlemen, that tastes positively homemade. A rich luscious pudding with a world of grand pleasure in each creamy spoonful. Jello puddings come in three delicious flavors, chocolate, vanilla, and butterscotch.
And they're made by the same folks who make world famous jello. after this whenever you buy jello asked the grocer for several packages of jello puddings too when it comes to smooth creamy flavor and all around dessert enjoyment you just can't beat those popular new members of the jello family jello pudding they both are laid played by the orchestra and now ladies and gentlemen I
bring you a man who returned to the air last sunday happy as a june bride and just as nervous jack Benny thank you thank you logan this is jack benny talking and Don, I appreciate the fact that you tried to start the program with a laugh and almost succeeded, but I wasn't the least bit nervous last Sunday, not the slightest.
Well, Jack, what are you talking about? You were shaking like a leaf. Listen Don, you should be the last one in the world to talk about me being shaky. By all during the program, your kids were doing the lacanga, and the one in the middle was out of So there.
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