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Climb To Tahquitz Falls (East)

Jack Benny · 1940 · 29 min · 3,688 words

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J.D.L.F. Ooooooh! The Jello program coming to you from the Plaza Theater in Palm Springs, California, starring Jack Benny. But Mary Livingston, Phil Harris, Dennis Dandier was truly Don Wilson. The orchestra opens a program with, I'm going to Keir Kuck, Iowa with a banjo on my knee.

You know, sometimes I think I could write a whole book about what a grand dessert Jello really is. For example, I could devote the entire first chapter of the book to telling you how gay and inviting Jello looks.

with its vivid glowing colors and shimmering beauty. In chapter two I'd point out how delightful tender and delicate Jell-O is and what a smooth melt-in-the-mouth texture it has. Chapter three would deal at great length with Jell-O's glorious flavor. A flavor is distinctive and well-known as its name and just as refreshing as the juicy ripe fruit itself. Then in chapter four I'd explain how quick and

easy Jell-O is to serve and how it sells for only a few pennies for package. And oh yes in chapter five I'd remind everybody to be sure to try strawberry, raspberry, and cherry jello. Each has a new improved flavor, obtained by using a natural flavor base artificially enhanced.

And as a result, they're better than ever. Try attempting dessert made with rich, delicious jello tomorrow. So I'm going to Kia Kukaiawa with a banjo on my knees, played by the orchestra. And now, ladies and gentlemen, for our second broadcast from Palm Springs,

we're going to show you how Jack and all of us have been enjoying our vacation on the desert. As you remember last week Jack was living quite a little distance from Palm Springs at a place called the TP Motown But a few days ago he rented a house here in town with a swimming pool. Yeah, he loosened up

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