Last Show Of Season - Father's Day

One cherry phosphate. One cherry phosphate. Hey buddy, I've got a broadcast to do in a few minutes. Will you please hurry with my sandwich? Why don't you eat after the broadcast? Because I'm hungry now.

Get the sandwich. Okay, Mr. Benny. What kind was that again? A tuna fish and peanut butter on rye bread. Oh yes, with an egg in it. The egg goes in my moulded milk. Now hurry please.

Oh, hello Don. Oh, hello Jack. Think I'll have time for a bite to eat before our broadcast? Yes, if we can get a little service here. Sit down. OK. Well, there goes my new straw hat.

LAUGHTER And that did it. Oh, that's too bad, Jack. I didn't see it. Is it crushed? Like a pansy and a dictionary. LAUGHTER Because I had crushed. Well, I'm so sorry, Jack. I think I ought to pay for it.

How much did it cost? No, no. Forget about it, Tom. OK. Gee, Chris. Just think. A few more minutes and we'll be during our last... Oh, I'll have tea. Just... just mail me a check.

Hi, Mr. Wilson. What'll it be? I'll have a club sandwich, please. Okay. One clubby for Tubby! Have a look! And hurry mine while you're at it. Hi, Jack. Hello, Don. Oh, hello, Mary. Hello. What are you eating, Jack?

Oh, my regular. Tuna fish and peanut butter. What a man. Just because they name a sandwich, after you eat it every time you come in here. Well, why shouldn't I? The Jack Benny, three-decker delight, is very helpful.

I always eat things that are full of vitamins. Then why don't they show? Oh, quiet. Here's your club sandwich, Mr. Wilson. Thank you. What's yours, Miss Livingston? I'll have a pineapple nut sundae with cherries and lots of whipped cream.