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Broadcast From San Francisco Women Club

Jack Benny · 1937 · 29 min · 3,757 words

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Jackie L.L.O. The Jell-O program coming to you from Western Women's Club in San Francisco, California. Starring Jack Benny with Mary Livingston and Phil Harris in his orchestra. The orchestra opens a program with San Francisco from the picture of the same name.

The hardest game of questions and answers is really easy compared to one question that every woman has to answer every day. What will we have for dessert tonight? Well, here's a tip. On every package of jello, you'll find delicious recipe suggestions.

There are different recipes on the different packages, so the variety is almost unlimited. Every sort of delicious jello dessert with lots of attractive jello salads that you'll find especially helpful at this time of year.

Look them over at your grocery. You'll be surprised and delighted that the recipe's on the jello package. But remember, there's only one jello, and only jello brings you that delicious, extra-rich fruit flavor. full-flavored true fruit goodness that simply cannot be taught. So don't accept any substitutes. Look for the big red letters on the box. They spell jello.

That was San Francisco played by the orchestra. Now, ladies and gentlemen, we bring you a man who has been in San Francisco a whole week and has just found out that the gold rush is over Jack Benny.

Hello again, this is Jack Benny talking and Don, I think that was a very thoughtless in reduction. I know perfectly well that the gold rushes over. It was an 1849. Well, Jack, then why did you bring a pic and a shovel up here with you?

Because of history repeats itself. I want to be prepared. But you know, Don, there's still a feeling here in San Francisco of the rugged frontier days. Take the money, for instance. When you get a big bill change, you don't get it back in paper. You get it back in good, solid, silver dollars. You know, it makes you feel

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