Jack Benny · 1937 · 29 min · 3,948 words
The transcript of “Adventures of Tom Sawyer - part 3”, an episode of Jack Benny from 1937. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Jack Benny Program plays Jack Benny free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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J.T.E.L.P. All! The Jell-O program starring Jack Benney with Mary Livingston and Phil Harris in his orchestra. The orchestra opens a program with, I've got a heart full of music from cowboy from Brooklyn. When your mother sat down to the dinner table back in the early 1900s, she was probably dressed in a stiff start shirt waist and a skirt with a hundred tucks,
but when she brought on the dessert course, more than likely it was the same dessert that you and your family enjoy so much today. much today. Jell-O. For some styles don't change, and Jell-O is still, as it always has been, America's favorite gelatin dessert. That name is a trademark, and it tells you what it told
your mother, but here's one of the most delicious desserts anybody ever tasted. But you must be sure to ask for genuine Jell-O when you buy. Well, that name is your guarantee that here's the real thing, the one and only Jell-O. If you hear any other gelatin dessert called Jell-O, you'll know that is incorrect, for the name is the property of general foods.
So if you want to enjoy Jell-O's extra-rich fruit flavor, Jell-O's fresh, tempting goodness and gay glowing colors, don't accept any substitutes for Jell-O. Yes? Yes?
What's that? Now look, Mr. Hornlow, I know you're the producer of the picture, but I'm the star, and after all I have some rights. All right, I'm stubborn, but I will not do that scene where I'm hanging out of a window upside down by my heels.
Imagine me hanging out of a window. I'm supposed to be a lover, not Monday's wash. Now look, Mr. Hornblow. Jack, we're on the air. The program started. I know, Don. I'll have to call you back later, Mr. Hornblow. But I want this thing ironed out or Mr. Zooker'll hear of this. Goodbye.
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