Jack Benny · October 9, 1949 · 29 min · 3,889 words
The transcript of “Jack's memory is lost and found - $50,000 yacht - still has amnesia”, an episode of Jack Benny first broadcast October 9, 1949. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Jack Benny Program plays Jack Benny free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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Ladies and gentlemen, last week, while Jack was taking inventory in his pantry, a big can of tomato juice fell off the shelf and hit him on the head. Since then, Jack hasn't been himself and Mary is terribly worried.
So now we take you to Mary's home in Beverly Hills. Oh, Miss Livingston, I just called Dennis saying he'll be right over. Good. Did you call Don Wilson? Uh-huh. And did you call Phil Harris?
Oh, yes. I called him twice. Twice? Pauline, why didn't you give him the message the first time? I couldn't. He picked up the phone and went right into that's what I like about the South.
He would. Oh, I think Mr. Harris is wonderful. I wish there was some subtle way I could get him to kiss me. Well, I... Well, I can help you, Pauline. When Mr. Harris is here, come into the room with a cork in your mouth.
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