Jack Benny · 1937 · 29 min · 3,753 words
The transcript of “Snow White And The Seven Gangsters”, an episode of Jack Benny from 1937. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Jack Benny Program plays Jack Benny free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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J-E-L-L-O! The Jello program starring Jack Benny with Mary Livingston and Phil Harris in his orchestra. The orchestra opens a program with hooray for Hollywood from Hollywood Hotel. All times there is some one thing that seems to have extra pleasant associations for us.
It may be a place, it may be a song, it may be a word. For instance, a letter we received just the other day says, the word Jello will always mean something special to me to me because it's almost the one dessert I can remember having as a youngster.
I remember the picture of the Jello girl on the box. I remember Jello's bright party colors. I feel as if I'd grown up with Jello and it's a friend I'll never forget. Well we hope a lot of you feel that way about Jello. It has been America's favorite dessert for over 40 years and the only changes in Jello have been to make it even better.
Jello has a deeper, richer, more satisfying fruit taste than ever before. And Jell-O sets more quickly now. It's quicker and easier to prepare. But remember, there is only one Jell-O. There's always been only one Jell-O, so don't accept any substitutes for the real thing.
Look for the big red letters on the box that always spelled Jell-O. Hollywood played by the orchestra. Now, ladies and gentlemen, this being the first day of daylight saving time, we bring you a man who saves time, money, and old pieces of string, Jack Benny!
Hello again, there's a Jack Benny who also saves paper bags. They come in mighty handy too. Well done, if we were in the East now, we'd have an extra hour today. 60 whole minutes to do with as we please.
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